ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture